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All you muddle-aged guys out there

Da actual mental state of Red Green's main audience (you know who **you** are!) who listens to his "sage wisdom and witty revelations" lectures.
I'd like to talk to all you muddle-aged guys out there --- if you get college certification but all of your prospective employers just roll their eyes at your so-called "qualifications", just tell them that you do everything that Red Green says, and that'll PROVE that you're certifiable! Remember --- I'm pullin' for ya --- we're all in this together!
by QuacksO December 1, 2024
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YOU are the prettiest person

You are the prettiest person, not me, not him, nobody but you. And you always will be the prettiest person, forever and ever.
my wife is the prettiest girl in the whole wide universe. YOU are the prettiest person.
by FlopsXAlis December 1, 2024
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you-don't-say-tality

Somebody who dies from a heart attack because the person who called 911 was a mime.
Sadly, Keith's Aunt Connie was yet another you-don't-say-tality, which is more evidence that you should see a cardiologist before visiting a boulangerie.
by Tank Miller December 4, 2024
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I'll SEE YOU SOON

I'll see you soon! OK fuckboys , means NEVER it's a joke on them selves! Shit, they did me a favor! "Ciao"
by Love, Diana.M December 4, 2024
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Love you Mostesterer

When you love somebody more then so much, more than most, more than mostest, and more than mostester.
I LOVE YOU MOSTESTERER”
“Love you mostest, that’s top of the tier list”
Nope, mine has that in it. Mine has that plus 2”
IMPOSSIBLE. THATS NOT A WORD
“Just made it one
by Ballsstealerman December 5, 2024
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You forgot my stinking tits

When you’re at hooters and the waitress happens to be flat chested
“HEY DUMB BITCH YOU FORGOT MY STINKING TITS”
by JohnnyXD54 December 8, 2024
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Love you more

I hope no one i know ever finds this
When you truly love the person you are saying this to more than they do and you know you do, just like i did and i knew i did and he didnt listen and now i cry in my washroom even though its been over a month and youre already with her when you promised me you would put some distance between yourself if i wanted, but you didnt and you started flirting with her the day after you broke up with me when you promised you wouldnt and im just ranting to whoever reads this but truly pranav, I loved you more
by rantaccountbcsmyexsucked December 11, 2024
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