why wont you adopt me

The phrase that comes before "Because Your BLACK!"

Why wont you adopt me?!? BECAUSE YOUR BLACK

by K9123 August 16, 2024

Uh oh! I spilled my protein shake! Can you clean it up?

When a girl pisses on a guy during sex and the guy has to lick the piss covered clit

Stacy: Uh oh! I spilled my protein shake! Can you clean it up?
Bob: 𝒩𝒪

by stinkyshitsucker10,584andahalf October 28, 2025

Last I checked you cant drink ice

When you walk by someone and they only hear the tiniest part of the convo with little to no background info

"Yeah and his water was in the freezer"
"Last I checked you cant drink ice"

by Andje December 7, 2021

While you were Yitten yatten spitten and spatten

While you were wasting time

While you were yitten yatten spitten and spatten I was washing the dishes.

by anonymous April 8, 2022

You

A failure

James: How are you?

Shithead: Wow, that's mea.

by Shithead.pronounced.SHITH_EAD November 18, 2019

are you serious rn bro

when your a 6th grader and you watch speed too much.

Bro stop saying "are you serious rn bro"

by hahahahahahregsrvwrtvhw64rt November 5, 2022

May the fourth be with you

“National get annoyed that everyone says this phrase and your whole mood is ruined Day”

“Yeah bro I just got off of school and so many nerds kept saying May The Fourth Be With You, like bruh your the seventh person that has told me that today”

by Highhawawa420 May 16, 2021