by alokeseseseses February 18, 2022
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If this phrase is ever spoken in a tense situation, expect the worst.
If this phrase is ever spoken in a tense situation, expect the worst.
While chopping wood, 1# axe got lodged in the log.
1# : "Don't worry, I got this."
2# : "Alright, I'll take the chopped logs down the hill."
1# pulled on the handle but broke off the head of the axe and hit 2# on the head with the handle, making 2# drop the logs down the hill onto a nearby roadway causing the nearby car to roll over the logs making it crash into a telephone pole causing the power to go out in the nearby town.
1# : "Don't worry, I got this."
2# : "Alright, I'll take the chopped logs down the hill."
1# pulled on the handle but broke off the head of the axe and hit 2# on the head with the handle, making 2# drop the logs down the hill onto a nearby roadway causing the nearby car to roll over the logs making it crash into a telephone pole causing the power to go out in the nearby town.
by av9e February 18, 2022
Get the I got this. mug.To be very intoxicated. Not completely blackout, but close. A term you use for the night after because you were too fucked up to think to say it the night of.
by Bigolmon February 18, 2022
Get the I was in one mug.Stickers placed on many gas station pumps, usually near the total sale readout, featuring President Joe Biden pointing and smiling. Became popular in the Fall 2021 when gas prices exceed $3 a gallon on average.
I saw an “I did that!” sticker when I went to get gas at Exxon. It scared me so I tried to take it off, but then the manager yelled at me and told me to leave. I’m so offended and triggered.
by Jack X^2 February 18, 2022
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"Did you get with Tom last night?"
"OMG, yes he pulled it out and I was like 'I have class in the morning'."
"OMG, yes he pulled it out and I was like 'I have class in the morning'."
by Panahka February 21, 2022
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