jostle my bees

to upset oneself in any form of negative emotion such as anger, sadness, or physical un-wellness

I shouldn’t eat food before going on the rollercoaster or I’ll jostle my bees.

by hazelnuthuntress May 26, 2020

oh my

A phrase used when someone says or does something out of line/out of pocket and expects a positive reaction.

Person: *does Fortnite dance*
You: oh my...

by Biggerest Boy June 5, 2019

my ass magnet

When your ass is attached to a piece of furniture or you are just sitting on your ass

I turned my ass magnet on and now I can’t get up

by dgrigg21 December 6, 2022

cooked my goose

pissed me off

The aspect of the program that cooked my goose was mandatory liability for equipment that I neither wanted nor needed.

by Fried Hog December 7, 2013

9 creatures who made my life prettier

Well of course I'm talking about Pentagon, this 9 beautiful creatures, who made my life brighter and happier.
Pentagon is a group of 9 angels, Jung Wooseok (the youngest and tallest), Kang Hyunggu or Kino (a charming prince who lives in a castle and will come save you in a white horse), Yuto(da) (Dark clothes are LIFE, Hard on the outside and soft on the inside), Yeo One or Yeo Changgu (a funny guy that will make you fall in love with his handsomeness in 0.1 seconds), Koh Shinwon ( I just want him to take me to McDonald's with him and hear his jokes all day long), Hui (Pentagon of leader, charming, hardworking, talented, vocal king and RICH ), Hongseok (ABS✨, looks hella fine, caring mom), Yan An (MADE IN CHINA), Jo Jinho (A baby, must protect, VOCALS✨, HIGH NOTES ✨, as soft as clouds, the oldest and smallest)

If you are interested in PENTAGON make sure to follow me on Instagram @prismy_universe

STAN TALENT STAN PENTAGON
This 9 creatures who made my life prettier can make your life prettier too if you stan

by Pentagon is my religion July 12, 2020

You Will Rue The Day You Were Born Because I Traded My Girls For Women And A Psychosomatic Grilled Cheese with Cream Cheese Hot Sauced Jalapeños

You Will Rue The Day You Were Born Because I Traded My Girls For Women And A Psychosomatic Grilled Cheese with Cream Cheese Hot Sauced Jalapeños

You Will Rue The Day You Were Born Because I Traded My Girls For Women And A Psychosomatic Grilled Cheese with Cream Cheese Hot Sauced Jalapeños

by AnyBusinessCountriesDigitalFoo April 2, 2025

My World

What makes you feel complete, the first thing you think about when you wake up and go to sleep.

Hailey is My World! She wakes me up to relieve me of all my stress in life. She made me soup every day when I had covid.

by Rjricker November 9, 2021