Shit Ton

An exorbitant amount of something.

There are a shit ton of definitions for this word.

by Skeer October 25, 2012

your head is to gas like your the shit or something

your head is way too big meaning you think everything is abouit you and no one else.

if a girl says "what are you talking about i didnt do that"

and the guy says " lol i thought you were different but your head is to gas like your the shit or something"

then that girl would say "fuck you i dont think i am all that"

by oreo32 October 28, 2011

No shit Sherlock

what people say to each other when someone states something very obvious, sherlock referencing the fictious detective Sherlock Holmes.

1: Jelly-fish live in the ocean.
2: Bruh. NO SHIT SHERLOCK!
1: Thank you, Watson!

by Augustluvs_kpop July 2, 2023

Piece of Shit

Another name of Playstation

Piece of shit 5 games are for graphic whores and doesn't have much fun gameplay, go and play Xbox One and Nintendo Switch.

by Shiine-1 December 10, 2021

dat jahki shit

To be gay or say something gay

“He’s on dat jahki shit”

by MrBerlin November 18, 2025

shitting a lasagna

When your poop is not a sausage, but more or less diarrhea.
Then you shit, wipe, shit, wipe, and so on because you always have to shit again after a wipe.

Man, yesterday I had so much diarrhea, I was shitting a lasagna.

by FritzFantom September 28, 2022

oh shit

When you try to find a normal definition on Urban Dictionary and people turn it into a sex joke. But hands to you, if you try to find a normal definition on urban dictionary then you are a gay psychopath

Person 1: searches anything on UD
Person 1: oh shit! I hate this NSFW s*x joke!
Person 2: you asked for it 🙄

Person 1: oh shit! I am dying!

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 19, 2025