Dick

My bff

My bf's dick and I were making plans for tonight

by Lexi...harder... daddy April 5, 2021

Spooky-scary-ghost-dick

When your guy has a dick that goes out at night and fucks all kinds of random things and comes back home right before the sun comes up just to clime into bed next to you with Herpes…

Person-1”Hey you know what happened last night?“
Person-2“No what happened?”
Person-1”Dee came home and gave me a Spooky-scary-ghost-dick!”
Person-2”you know you can sue him for that, right?”

by Unicornucopia May 18, 2023

Wild dick snake

Basically how Uncle Edward was born

His dad was a mexican trafficker, his mom was a lesbian, his dad got buttfucked by 10 monkeys in total while his mom was cucking him by riding a gorilla making him watch as her dad got him pregnant through his implanted vagina, and then 9 in the half months later: Uncle Edward was born as a Emo Femboy with titties.

My uncle was born through a wild dick snake!

by Fishnuggets66 June 2, 2023

Dick riding

Dre being Dre

Dre was constantly dick riding Dan

by PierreThaGoat September 17, 2022

dick

the fat wank that u stick in a puss puss

i put that dick in her

by wikedwfefw August 1, 2022

permafrost dick

a dick that stay little, as if it would be permanently frozen

my dick is little because of the cold, it cant get bigger, it feels like have a permafrost dick now!!!

example rory Rogen

by moneymakerfrench November 12, 2013

Dick

you must have no life if you are searching this up

- Another name for Richard
- A man's penis

That dick is as massive is his

by JohnyDepp12w3e4r5t6 March 27, 2022