Shit candle

When a birthday candle is mounted into one end of a firm turd, lit and then let fully burn.

I went to Jessica’s house last night and we made a shit candle to celebrate her birthday

by Dod Äntligen July 19, 2022

Piece of shit

You're a this

Hym "No, you're a piece of shit who wants control of me and I will kill a kid to stop you from having it. Don't need to change."

by Hym Iam July 16, 2024

Chaotic little shits 😛✨🤗

A beautiful group chat of stupid people. It usually consists of a sad lesbian, the sarcastic aesthetic one and the one who loops every conversation back to Taylor Swift 💕

“Oh my god, this trio I know are such an aesthetic mess but super hot 🥵”

“Oh they’re probably chaotic little shits 😛✨🤗”

by Chaotic little shit #3 July 2, 2021

SHIT

S.H.I.T.
Stupidly Hell-Intensive Turds.
Acronym.

Oh, look: my dog just took a shit!

Oh, yea, they do that.

by KiaIsMe November 10, 2022

Shit

Synonymous with life, school, your company and many more things you hate.

Very simple definition. Half of the people in the world define "shit" in this way.
Shit is not a swear word.

It fully and completely perfectly interprets our lives and all kinds of negativity.
Or also, more correctly and precisely to define shit is...
YOU :)

“You shitty little mother fucker.”
“Such a bitchie shit.”
“I didn't bring paper, so I wiped shit all over my hands.”

by Zakooooo March 1, 2023

Type Shit

When something is relatable or you agree.

Person 1: You that has to be the fattest burger I've ever seen.
Person 2: Type shit.

by Karma_26 January 26, 2024

Shitting time

When one gets accustomed to a time consuming activity (e.g. going to the gym, learning a language, ect.) a then quits. That person is then shitting time, because they now have so much time, which was previously unavailable to them.

He recently stopped boxing so now hes shitting time.

by Krmic February 1, 2014