tucking in my shirt

Masturbating

The Borat video is a complete fabrication. I was tucking in my shirt after taking off the recording equipment.

by rozenge October 21, 2020

tear apart my truck in the toilet

Rough gay anal sex with a muscular guy on the receiving end.

I hate being sick, it really throws off my plans to tear apart my truck in the toilet.

by JP knows best October 22, 2020

my pico

It's literally just Boku no Pico: an anime about a young boy named Pico trying to become his own person, but love gets in his way.

"I watched My Pico the other day"
"Tf is that?"
"It's just Boku no Pico"
"Ew wtf"

by Hentai Watcher October 22, 2020

my pico

It's just Boku no Pico: an anime about a young boy named Pico trying to find out who he is with love in his way.

"I watched My Pico the other day"
"Tf is that?"
"It's just Boku no Pico"
"Ew wtf"

by Hentai Watcher October 22, 2020

Tuck in my shirt

Quickly tugging your penis to make it semi-erect/chub up usually right before someone sees it.

Person 1: I'm a grower so I had to tuck in my shirt before walking past the pool in my sweatpants.
Person 2: You tuck in too? I do that at the gym!

by anonymous October 23, 2020

study my wrist

This is an insult, your basically telling someone to get on your level and make money like them.

Study my wrist hoe.

by auventii October 23, 2020

get my face wet

A delicate, linguistic artform of such cunning gourmet that will ultimately subjugate any female, during proper application, and momentarily rendering her to a state of cathartic paroxysm. Or, ecstasy.

"I promise you if she shows up to the party, I'll get my face wet."

(masculine)

" No, I'm not into that. It doesn't turn me on, I ain't tryna get my face wet."

by ProbablyJynxy October 24, 2020