Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligma

Y'all already know what those two mean

If you don't your stoopid (Candice d**k fit in yo mouth, Ligma Balls-)
So ass the title says, it means when someone pulls a Candice joke on you, the comeback is"But I heard Candice was diagnosed with Ligma"

"Have you seen Candice"
"Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligma"

by Why-and-no June 12, 2022

Can I Put My Bawls In Yo Jawls

A song about one homie wanting to put his testes into his other homie's oral cavity.

Can I put my bawls in yo jawls.
(yo jawls)
bawls in yo jawls.
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can I put my bawls in yo jawls.
(yo jawls)
bawls in yo jawls.
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can Iiii
Can Iiii

by goldenppballs June 13, 2022

I can buy you once but I can sell you twice

Something that you buy once but sell twice therefore deems the item worthless. It’s one of the harshest insults you can give somebody.

“I can buy you once but I can sell you twice”

by Slangteam6 June 14, 2022

Homie I O U

Homie I O U: pleading the 3rd to pay or not pay you later…

Text:
Plug: still smoking now or still got the tooth problem?
Customer: (takes a fat rip) “I plead the 5th”
You have what you owe me?
Plug: “I plead the 3rd”

Homie I O U…

by Bigbirddebelen June 18, 2022

I have a chicken

How you respond to; do you have a chicken

Person 1: do you have a chicken
Person 2: I have a chicken

by Inky splatoon gamer June 19, 2022

I-

Used by people who are "speechless" which could be just an excuse to end a conversation, as it's a short response that's hard to respond to

Person 1: Hey, want to wrestle with me at school?

Person 2: I-

Person 1: You gonna answer or are you gonna just sit there and act stupid?

Person 2: Fuck you bitch *slaps*

Person 1: *beats up*

Person 3: *breaks up the fight

by The Master Of You Don't Know. June 19, 2022

i left

The opposite of "You right"

Person 1: dude I heard that January got cancelled from next year
Person 2: i left
Person 1: oh damn

by CrayolaKlay June 20, 2022