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I can't so you can't

This is the garbage energy and motivation that those who cannot or will never be emotionally successful use to try to stop those who CAN from reaching their happiness and potential. Fuck these people. Losers. Miserable sods. Need I type anymore?
Mom: "Well, you know that you have other things to consider instead of helping yourself in this difficult transition."
Adult Child: "I'm feeling very happy and secure when I am with this completely adjusted and trusted person."
Mom: "Here it is! Plain and simple. I can't so you can't."
Adult Child: "You miserable cow! Resentful is just the tip of the shitberg! Just stop talking."
by von groovy September 6, 2024
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You

Numbers ..
I have chased…
Hoping to end in an embrace.

Windows..
I have approached…
Wanting to tell you I love you the most.

Words..
I have written…
Trying to explain my love and smitten.

Dreams..
I have created…
How they make me so elated!!!
Overthinking..
I have done…
On everything and anything!!!!
One thing I never question…
Is my love for YOU!!!
by a dream and 💔 September 10, 2024
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I wish I knew you wanted me, Monse

Blud, srsly? The girl I like wanted me? I jst hit a bru moment cuz........................................srsly tho?
I wish I knew you wanted me, Monse - This is a word that should be used when the girl you liked named Monse (From my previous post) wanted you. And you didn't know until her friend told you when she switched schools
by Call Me (626) -665 - 3202 September 16, 2024
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You

I have a love that never quits.
by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 September 20, 2024
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You

You are the only one my eyes see…
Who makes my heart complete….
Indefinitely
It is you!!!!

Who I love ❤️

Always!!!!
by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 September 23, 2024
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Taxis Make You Fat and Lazy

The mantra held by some people who play The Amazing Race ORGs, it is the belief that using taxis, the fastest but most expensive transport option, will make you soft and weaken you for what is to come in the race, so it is better not to use taxis at all. Also known by the abbreviation TMYFAL.
Were you actually considering using a taxi? Didn’t you know that Taxis make you fat and lazy? It’s scientifically proven. Nobody who taxis leg 1 ever wins the race. It’s a waste of money and it makes your muscles waste away as well.
by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024
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You have to ignore the majority of people

Unless they agree with me and then it should entirely dictate what the president does.
Hym "And I think this because I'm a super smart guy and should definitely have a say in other people's lives. You see, you have to ignore the majority of people because... You know, reason."
by Hym Iam October 3, 2024
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