monkey face piece of shit

Dude that has too many plastic bottles.

Why do you have so many plastic bottles, you monkey face piece of shit?

by Fpicard September 27, 2013

The old shit spirit

A feeling one might feel when one says, "Oh shit".

It's a really nice day for the old shit spirit.

by Normanish June 02, 2020

Shit of Relief

To say the word “shit” in such a context that expresses one’s feelings of relief or contentment. Occasionally, this will be accompanied by a sigh, or on rare occasion, a sneeze. See - sigh of relief

Rich: “Shit!”
Edward: “What’s wrong?”
Rich: “Nothing, I just get to go home soon.”
Edward: “So it was a Shit of Relief!”

by Wingman17 June 29, 2021

other other shit

A crazy, unexpected, and/or unbelievable occurrence.

(Possibly stemming from the term “otherworldly.”)

“Bro! I kid you not, I just saw a Beagle longboarding all by itself!”

“Beagle? Like a dog?”

“Yeah.”

“Man, that’s some other other shit.”

by Tome of Yonder May 03, 2024

sacred shit

Taking a shot but missing the bowl then shitting onto the toilet bowl making the sacred shit and it's follower

John:last night I summoned the sacred shit

by rickrolledhaha October 26, 2019

acoustic shit

An "acoustic shit" that falls out without sensation is an instance of fecal elimination marked by an absence of awareness or control. this phenomenon, often associated with conditions like "big ol prison wallet" or "profuse butthole smoke".

after all of Galacta ran a train on Noisy he took an "acoustic shit".

by Lou. Sassle February 18, 2024

A shit ton of cum

A slang used to describe large amounts of ejaculate.

James: " Would you look at the floor!"

John: " Well that's a shit ton of cum."

by AnnonDomminiDO819 November 19, 2023