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I am the table

Being 'the table' means that even If your competitor is 'head of the table' that person still can't beat you because "You Are The Table"
In every industry, competition you're an allrounder. You're so good at everything you do that no one can bring/offer more than you to the table because you are the table!
I know you're the head of the table, but brother.. In every Industry that I ever do I AM THE TABLE!
by I AM THE TABLE September 30, 2022
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Remember this…
Especially days like today…
When seeing you I always miss…
Look for you I do….
Always…
Maybe I will get back my three…
Then a chance there would be…

As you gaze down the street
Remember this love from me…
by U loving me; only in my dreams October 17, 2024
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No I didn't

Nuh-Uh... Well, maybe I did and even IF I did, as the contract stipulates, I am allowed to contradict myself.
Hym "No I didn't. Not really anyways. Wouldn't invalidate the contract if I did because as the Imaginary Caveat Clause states: "Any rule, law, or legislation (et cetra) that would allow you to circumvent the terms of service is considered an 'Imaginary Caveat' and, therefore, does not apply." THEREFORE! Any rule that states 'If Hym lies the contract is invalidated.' Would allow you to circumvent the terms of service and, again therefore, would constitute and 'Imaginary Caveat.' So, we can be mealy-mouthed about what constitutes a 'lie' a we want. Doesn't really invalidate the contract under the auspices of the Imaginary Caveat Clause."
by Hym Iam December 2, 2025
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I C

I C = I see
"why I can't <do that>?"
-"because you need to <do this>."
"oh I c!"
by 5tone_10 April 26, 2021
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I know where you live

Please be prepared for me to come and fuck your little ass
John: you look nice
Susan: thanks
John: I know where you live
Susan: yippee
by Arnoldthemanleyman March 20, 2024
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