child

A person who is immature or annoying

That child is so annoying they stole my lunch. Or.
That child pulled my chair out from under me.

by tacoman69420 November 30, 2020

nemo child

numerates letters for numbers.. And the creator is Mars

How do you get to room Nemo child !

by anonymous October 31, 2021

Child

Something that is sometimes good, but sometimes completely annoying.

Despite what some think, a child is not something that everyone has to have and as a matter of fact, for some people, it would be a terrible idea to have one.

by PhoenixGamer34 May 31, 2023

Child

Those invincible little shits in the wasteland that can't die even if you shoot them with a fat man. (unless you has mods) but you can enslave the little fuckers

Child: hey mr you are a asshole.
Evil bastard. THE FUCK YOU SAID TO ME YOU LITTLE BASTARD *fires gun and does nothing*
Evil bastard: the fuck is this bullshit
Child: haha
Evil bastard: *enslaves and sells kid*

by Lazylittlebastard April 13, 2019

Friend Child

a friend who wants you to adopt them but your not sure if you're going to be their friend or child, or maybe both, call them your friend child.

girl: my friend Lila wanted me to adopt her so I did but I don't know if she's my friend or child?
boy: call her your friend child lmao

by ThatsGirloverthere March 16, 2017

Black Eyed Child

A kid from Indiana

Person 1: That kid is so weird.

Person 2: Ah, what do you expect? He’s a black eyed child.

Person 1: What’s that mean?

Person 2: It means he’s from Indiana.

Person 1: Oh yeah. That explains it.

by DTrix16 October 28, 2023

Cold Child

A popular line if T-shirts by the Deus FX brand referring to the feeling of one gets when sipping purple drank.

Yo James got paid , his gonna be cold child this weekend.

What do I gotta do to be cold child today ?

by Kiarr November 3, 2023