Self-Bedazzling

Lying about something to make you appear cooler, busy, or professional.

Bob: Yeah I got a ton of stuff to do, gotta photoshop for a magazine. (Lie)
Ross: Sure you do, bet you're just self-bedazzling yourself.

by DarkIBL May 29, 2016

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self-rant

When you rant about yourself to yourself, usually at 3 am and you can't sleep so you just start taking about how much of a piece of shit you are to yourself

Bro I couldn't sleep last night because I was mad at myself so I started to self-rant

by fuckinghatemylife January 17, 2024

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Self whore

Is the process of self satisfaction when you don't have a partner.

Bro, I was watching some training videos and I was self whore to my self . I didn't realize how easy I was.

by Eggplant fireman December 17, 2016

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Self-whore

A person who devotes a large amount of their time to themselves for any reason

"Damn, Adam has stopped hanging out with us and sits plays video games at home all day."
"Yeah, what a self-whore'

" Wow, Katia has been studying a lot recently, she's becoming a self-whore"
"Good for her! I wish I knew how to focus on my work as good as she does"

by CraZboy November 26, 2021

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