When the Musical Genome Project on Pandora decides to throw completely random songs into your very specific music station.
I was rocking to some angry Pantera when suddenly Pandora launched into the Beach Boys...I got lyrical whiplash from the sudden change in genre. How the f*** does their server think those are related?
adj.
1. A person who is completely absorbed into the life of a person named Kristin. Or who has all of their actions dictated by a person named Kristin.
2. A person who constantly feels compelled to compliment a person named Kristin.
3. A person who actually has been whipped, smacked, or flogged by a woman named Kristin.
Example:
1.
Kristin: "I feel like shit"
Kristin-whipped person: "If my shit looked half as good as you, I'd take more laxatives."
2.
Guy: "Dude, what happened to your face?
Guy #2: "I was Kristin-whipped....LIKE A BOSS!!!"
The Sydney version of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre in which a poor Campbelltown hobo decided to blame the world for all his problems. Being a hobo he could not afford a chainsaw and had to settle for a whipper-snipper from the localdump. He then proceeded to kill every plant in his vicinity. It was a dark day indeed for all vegetarians, gardeners and general plant life. Its rumoured he attacked plants because not only did he have to resort to a whipper-snipper, the object itself was of typical campbelltown quality and therefore wasn't sufficient enough to cause injuries to humans.
"They should make a film about The Sydney Whipper-Snipper Massacre."
a whip stitch is used to join to fabrics together. since the fabrics must be tight, there are a lot of stitches. hence, someone performing an act "every whipstitch" would be a lot.