The intentional effort made by women after a bad breakup to look really good. They do their hair and makeup everyday and wear more revealing clothing. They may not be ready for another relationship, but they look the part. woman, women, girlfriend, boyfriend, relationship, dating, lover, drama, girl code, breakup
by joecoolthefool July 03, 2016
After intercourse, the action of the male shuffling toward the bathroom for cleanup with his pants and underwear about his ankles.
by iggaboo March 06, 2010
compareable to post Harry potter sadness, post incubus depression is the feeling of emptiness after seeing incubus perform in concert. Almost as if you miss Brandon Boyd even though you have never met him.
Hey mike wanna come over and chill? Nah man I think I'm just gonna stay home and listen to incubus. Dude..... Mike you need to get over the Post Incubus Depression. I know they were awesome but they will come around again.
by RJZim January 31, 2012
Defined as a state of mind achieved only after orgasm. One that leaves the individual unable to form rational or even basic thought, much less coherent thought. (See also 'derp')
by XTheMazoku'sLoverX December 29, 2011
A popular, yet unheard of holiday tradition that usually takes place the night of Christmas or at any point in time on the day after Christmas. In this tradition, one locks his or herself in a bathroom for an unusually large period of time and painfully excretes all holiday fruitcakes consumed over the past few days. This tradition is a wonderful way to say say goodbye to the Christmas season and to prepare your bowels for the upcoming new years.
Brian: That was a great Christmas season. Best Christmas ever!
Jimmy: Yeah it was! But now it's time for the Post-Christmas Dumping. See you in a couple hours.
Jimmy: Yeah it was! But now it's time for the Post-Christmas Dumping. See you in a couple hours.
by TheDirtyHoodelum December 26, 2014
When a woman forgets to do or get something, the man waits till she falls asleep, and then proceeds to write what she forgot on a piece of paper. He then jerks off onto her face/forehead and presses the note, facing her eyes, onto her face.
by mississippi snappin turtle November 16, 2011
When a person on Facebook feels it is necessary to post at least three times in a 24 hour period on something he/she will be doing or is doing in order to increase the amount of comments and "likes". Posting once that you are going to the show is insufficient.
FB First Post: "I am so bored at work right now but am sooo excited about the concert I am going to tonight!".
FB Second Post: "Sitting front row at the show! I will try my best to take some pics for you guys!".
FB Triple Post: "Tonight's show was the best ever. You guys missed out big time!".
FB Second Post: "Sitting front row at the show! I will try my best to take some pics for you guys!".
FB Triple Post: "Tonight's show was the best ever. You guys missed out big time!".
by dazeofwar August 19, 2011