moon pie

when you sandwich you cum in between 2 pieces of poop.

he gave her a moon pie for her birthday.

by this name is already used... October 23, 2011

pie face

ones face whos shaped like a pie .aka. bert newton

kevins ex-bestie, bert newton has a pie face. P.S jordan is my best friend!!! kevins best friend is the very freakish lindsay lohan!!

by Kevin and lesser Jewish brother Jevin!! July 3, 2004

Cream Pie

Getting a face full of cream

Berg snuck up behind on Kovac with a plate full of Whip Cream and gave him a Cream Pie.

by Big Janks October 8, 2008

Penis Pie

When a person becomes far too into oral sex and bites down on the penis, causing the man to scream whilst she's nomming away on penis pie!

Girl: i had penis pie last night
Other girl: poor guy

by helen kelles January 26, 2011

Anal Pie

When u bake a pie of shit then eat it with your sex mate while both of you are getting anal from hot girls with dildos who are being eaten out by men who are getting blow jobs. Meanwhile the shit pie you are eating with your sex mate is done then with the shit left in it, you give her a dirty sanchez then everyone has a major group sex for 5 hours.

OMG i had an anal pie i had last nite was gross but it ended amazing.

I hate anal pies but they r so cool hen they end.

by miester 121 March 6, 2009

Pie eyed

A drunken hysterical sensation due to eating too many pies.

"Hey bro, what's up with the uncontrollable laughter"

"Sorry bro, I'm just drunk off pie, had pie for breakfast, pie for lunch, pie for dinner and even pie for supper. I'm all pie eyed bro!"

by Pie belly February 17, 2014

Pork Pie

An old ladies fanny: You got to chew through the crust and lick off the jelly to get to the meat. .like a pork pie.

Dickhead 1: Fuck me she's fit!
Dickhead 2: Noway! She must be about 70, I bet she's got a proper pork pie!
Dickhead 1: . .And? All the more flavour. *Licks Lips*

by Superjimmeh February 17, 2009