Cheese Waffled

To help a db realize what he is by somehow getting him in some in close contact with waffles covered in cheese sauce.

Dude penny is such a douche, he needs to be Cheese Waffled!

by Lanky Sketchster August 5, 2010

Pouch Cheese

An infection in the vagina resulting in the presence of a cheese like secretion. Similar in concept to a warm bag of Velveeta cheese sauce.

-Bro, I went down on her, and she had pouch cheese

-Please tell me you FonDidn't

by HugoStiglitz609 November 17, 2010

Grate Cheese

The act of masturbating quickly and furiously.

"That strip bar was great, but now I've got to go grate cheese"

by gratecheese December 3, 2011

gnat cheese

noun-The cheesy matter around a dog's penis that gnat can't seem to resist. noun- A person who is a complete dumbass.

Why did you stick your hand in the garbage disposal when it was on you stupid gnat cheese? That pit-bull has loads of gnat cheese.

by J Lee January 27, 2006

cheese grinder

when a girl uses her teeth to suck yo dick and makes swiss dick with her teeth

Yo bro that nat nat a cheese grinder my dick is destroyed

by toeass April 21, 2018

Cheese Stringing

A term used when a female is given a front wedgie and her knickers split her lips in a rather painful way.

In a frenzied moment of bedroom passion, Jim grabbed hold of Tashas g-string and gave them a good pull resulting in an unexpected and painful cheese stringing .

by NigeMass December 3, 2016

Cheese Clown

Cheese Clown is a hybrid word describing a person who is a fusion between a Cheese Dick and an Ass Clown.

Cheese Clown: An arrogant dick head who through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underware.

by 5150Skippy December 14, 2011