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Paying Respects at the Tomb of the Unblown Soldier 

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A phrase to describe the act of jacking off to alleviate the pain from getting blue balls. Or a phrase to describe beating off in general.
“Bro Kylie was pounding me off but didn’t finish the job so I had to go to the shower because I was paying respects at the tomb of the unblown soldier by sending him out to sea.”
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Paying respects at the Tomb of the Unblown Soldier 

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When you have to relieve yourself of your blue balls (the Unblown soldier) by busting a nut. Or just beating off in general.
“Man Amanda was pounding me off but didn’t finish the job so I had to go to the shower because I was paying respects at the tomb of the unblown soldier via burial at sea.”
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted tonperianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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I Am The Fastest Woke In The United Stated Of America

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I Am The Fastest Woke In The United Stated Of America
I Am The Fastest Woke In The United Stated Of America
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Typically refers to someone with a really long name, like Tikki Tikki Tembo No Sarimbo Hari Kari Bushkie Perry Pem Do Hai Kai Pom Pom Nikki No Meeno Dom Barako.
That name is a King Wilbur Wilbur Piggie I of the United Piggies of China from Arcadia, Gallifrey, PhD .
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Oh NO im trapped in the urban dictionary

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Hey wassup man! HELP IM INSIDE THE URBAN DICTIONARY HELP ME GOD PLEASE IVE DECIDED TO SEARCH ALOT OF WORDS IN THE URBAN DICTIONARY AND NOW IM STUCK FOREVER
Me: OH NO im trapped in the urban dictionary I CAN'T STOP SEARCHING HELP
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can I make a word in the urban dictionary 

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yes you can
can I make a word in the urban dictionary yes you can
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