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Google Gamble

When you go out on a limb to factcheck something.

Essentially betting the opportunity cost of your precious time it will take to look that shit up against finding fucking nothing and having wasted time and energy to come up empty handed.
"Whoa, I took a google gamble and you were right, vampirism mythology was derived from mistaking ordinary decomposition of the human body."
by Bingo Fucking Gas Station October 31, 2018
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Google Person

A person, either male or female that think they know it all. They act like they have all the information when in reality is not. So they are Google persons, a sarcastic description of a know-it-all. Mostly talking without being asked.
Guy 1: Hey how can I do this?

Guy 2: Gee, I'm not sure, but lets find out.

Google Person: (out of nowhere) Hey you have to do this... and then do that.

Guy 1: Ok, We didn't asked you.
by gar-123 April 16, 2014
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Uncle Google

The moniker for the all-knowing search engine Google, as it is also known as "Mbah Google" or "Eyang Google" (both meaning "Grandpa Google") in Indonesian
When I have a random question about anything, I just ask Uncle Google and get my answers in seconds!
by Emotional Cruiser October 17, 2025
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google

a program that had everything
JOHN:I'm gonna use google for searching some thing ,mom
MOM:FINE!!!!
by ftrfeyvuvbru January 17, 2022
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Google pipe

The slang term for the trachea of a deer.
I was sitting in the chair and started to smell something, I looked around and that damn dog had brought in and was chewing on a google pipe.
by Shells by the ton April 8, 2013
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Google Fanboy

Look at that Sascha!
Isnt he a Google Fanboy
by csgouserxx September 29, 2020
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