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Jesus family tomb

Is a tomp found in Isreal also called the Talpiot tomb. It was first brought to the attention of the world in a book called "The Jesus family tomb" by Simcha Jacobovici and Charles R. Pellegrino.
In the tomb there are the ossuaries that contain the bones of a family that brears all the names of Jesus in the bible. It has been estimated by a mathematician that the odds of it being the tomb of Jesus are 600 to 1 in favour of it being Jesus' tomb.
This is one of those things that fundamentalist don't want you to know because it would mean Jesus didn't rise from the dead.
Have you read the Jesus family tomb?
by Deep blue 2012 August 8, 2010
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spn family

the most loving and caring cult fandom ever created. Spn family loves eachother and ONLY eachother so incest is promoted. I recently came out as pansexual and spn family came on me and alwyas physically came you know… I only watch sassy edits of dean and I ship Dam(dean and Sam) everyday
spn hater- spn is so dumb why would you watch that it’s so weird and fans are fucking nuts
Cof, spn stan- take this(proceeds to jerk off violently onto spn haters face) “ughhh take this never disrespect my FAMILY, I only beat to my family so your in spn family now

Welcome…spn is loving ( proceeds to cutt penis off spn hater) you are one of us step bro ;)
by franciscumgobler August 21, 2022
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The black family

A wonderful story by hyunjinnn on wattpad
Hey did you hear about this new book called ‘The Black Family?’

Yea! It by hyunjinnn on wattpad right?
by hynjinnnn November 2, 2023
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Ur Family

When someone tells you ur mom or ur dad you defeat them using ur family
Jack: Ur Mom
Jhon: NO YOUR FAMILY HAHAHAHA
by looooooooooooooldaswft January 25, 2022
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garbage family

A family, or group of people, living in squalor and is content with their decisions that have led them to what may seem to be an unfortunate situation, but it is actually one that they are perfectly content with.
I've been to their place, it's amazing how gross it is, yet how happy they are; they're a garbage family.
by chance_conflict April 30, 2024
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Family Tubby

A "Family Tubby" is something you give and/or receive from a family member in a bathtub. Giving a "family tubby" primely composes of bathing and caressing a younger family member (mainly a sibling) in a bathtub without remorse or regret after the fact.
"Diego, did you really touch your sister inappropriately when you were bathing her, she's only 5!"
"Well, yes, I did, but it was only a Family Tubby!"
by ylftlf August 18, 2023
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Family Cactus

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Gurl: Family Cactus?
Boi: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by Family Cactus666 February 27, 2017
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