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Donkey Khan

The act of striking a woman in the nose, before sexual relations, with the intent of causing a nose bleed that would run down the outside of her mouth mocking a Mongol mustache.

Also see: Naughty Genghis
"Can I please Donkey Khan you? I have been thinking of it all day."
by nortydud March 7, 2010
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Donkey Dick

A guy who tries very hard to impress the ladies, often lying about his past and income. Someone who cannot hold his liquor. Someone who is nice to your face but kicks you like a jackass would, when your backs turned. A guy who ghosts women, doesn't pay his child support. Worse yet, he "isn't allowed to see his kids". The bottom of the barrel of the dating pool. A donkey dick. Sometimes known as "swinging donkey dick"
That guy Karl, he has several kids by several women, he's a real donkey dick.
by MoistJoyce November 8, 2019
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Cowboy Donkey

When a person or animal pulls down there pants and puts ther butt in another persons face, and they rub their butt in their face.
She gave me a cowboy donkey and it smelled like dead fish.
by Miranda and Katie September 10, 2007
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porch donkey

a black male less smart than others
Look at that porch donkey! Robbin' stores and being stupid!
by Bb stol3 April 9, 2017
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donkey lick

When you lick the ass hole and pussy at the same time.
I was with this girl and I gave her a good donkey lick!
by Grantooj December 14, 2017
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Donkey Dick

Donkey dick is a term used when talking about something that smells like shit.
by BuskeOrdbok February 24, 2018
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Donkey Knog

To dong on someone, something, or some retarded sports team.
"Dude, that kid totally got donkey knoged!"
by YEP It's totally fucking gay October 21, 2010
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