cunt-slab

The Item or vehicle you place a womans cunt on before you beat/eat/hump it.

I could not find a cunt slab for my mistress so my penis grew soft

by dj b March 7, 2005

Aussie Cunt

An absolute mad lad who will do anything for a VB

Johnny is an Aussie cunt!

by Jonesy98c October 23, 2019

Cunt-Lashed

Twice as pissed as shit faced

When an ugly bloke gets laid at a piss up

by Ron J September 29, 2003

cunt turret

When a fat woman has a hanging mound of fat that covers her pubic region in a bulbous type fashion like a gunners turret on an old warplane.

That bitch was so fat I struggled to find her fuckholes behind her cunt turret.

by AngryBandy July 10, 2017

undercover cunt

Similar to a shady Bitch in cognito.

That undercover cunt was my best friend but stole my boyfriend.

by My alias 999 November 17, 2019

moist cunt

1. a wet female genitalia.
2. A totally radical sexmove.

3. An inside joke that most will lose interest in.

1. Dude i got some of that moist cunt yesterday
2. Dude i totally rocked last night, i gave her the moist cunt
3. Oh you moist cunt

by BulletProofToast June 5, 2017

sly cunt

A word to describe how devious someone is towards others!!!

JODIE is a SLY CUNT for acting like a good friend then stabbing you in the back and getting you fired.

by Jabba the fat fuck July 5, 2016