Captain Machine

a bozo who has the IQ of a peanut and cant seal the deal.
He thinks hes a good wrestler but in the end hes just a lame ass bum who took steriods to win. Captain Stretchy is the real champ. I am not Captain Stretchy

Hey you just killed a cute kitty. Good one Captain Machine!

by Captain Midget May 14, 2006

Captain

A Man just trying to do his job but is unfortunately surrounded by immature, childish men of similar age that are nothing but lazy liars.

So I guess you have to be captain again tonight because those useless wankers are on.

by Just4thesake April 21, 2022

Captain Long

Certified helicopter operator. On side he tends to take dick slinging very seriously with snapbots.

Captain longs leaks had him dick slinging on camera.

by Allie- Snapbot March 31, 2025

National beat the beaner captains ass day

Beat the shit out of the Mexican team captain on your wrestling team

Hey did you hear what day it is?
Yeah it’s national beat the beaner captains day!
National beat the beaner captains ass day is a national holiday where you beat him up

by Toesforthebros February 2, 2021

captain long dong

A name given when your friend claims he’s fucked multipule chicks in the same week. And when someone is just a Cunt

Dick: I fucked 4 chicks yesterday
You: wow that’s so Impressive Captain long Dong

by Just Chucktesta April 21, 2018

Captain America Chest

when the female bosom is surrounded by vast, muscular pectoral muscles.

Dat bitch be ugly bro. she got dat captain america chest.

by joeldemort January 8, 2014

Captain Hook

When a niggas dick hooks upward

Mallory: You know that nigga Louden
John: Yea
Mallory: he’s got a Captain Hook
John: no way that shits gay as hell

by malgal3349 November 18, 2019