thingfriend

a stand-in for boyfriend or girlfriend used to refer to non-binary people or to keep gender ambiguous
can carry humorous connotation

My thingfriend is too tall for me to kiss em on the lips. What should I do?
Punch them in the stomach and when e doubles over, kiss em!
Tackle her.
Dump him.
..!! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!!

by pithous October 9, 2025

thing, thing, things, things, thingself

This is a customized pronoun that is created by me. This is a dehumanizing pronoun that is used to describe nonbinary people or even people with known sex insultingly and rudely. Like the pronoun "it", it was used as a highly offensive slur to describe nonbinary or gender-nonconforming individuals, but now seldom used by them as their personal pronoun.

"thing, thing, things, things, thingself" Pronoun
Subjective: thing (originally for nonhumanic objects, but this term is used to describe people in a dehumanizing way.)
Objective: thing (unchanged, like the pronoun "it")
Possessive Adjective & Pronoun: things or sometimes thing's with an apostrophe (directly adding an "s" like the pronoun "its")
Reflexive: thingself (based on the pattern of "himself"

by marcotoa October 23, 2025

Thingers

Fingers….but a way cooler way to say them.

I grabbed the knife with my thingers.

by Cthan December 2, 2025

Bread Things

the Holy Food of placeboism

bread rolls with cheese and bacon melted on top

by DeeDee Ramone January 2, 2005

happening thing

A plan or action with some possibility of a successful outcome. Most often encountered in its negative form.

Jason's dream of passing his algebra test just wasn't a happening thing.

by Max Debord April 28, 2007

Baby Thing

A baby, toddler, child.

Avoided's bringing his Baby Thing out today, I hope she will not be crabby today.

by 302FordGirl July 20, 2008

eye thing

The motion of the eyes focusing on objects going past whilst on a train other moving thing.

"Dad ::nudges:: dad! look man look!"

"what?"

"hes doing the eye thing"
::makes gesture towards man in carrige::

by sharpo December 8, 2007