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Piss Taco

when someone literally pisses in your taco
Guy 1: “yo bro this taco tastes weird”

Guy 2: “oh yea, it’s moms famous piss taco”
by ephin_horse June 1, 2020
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Taco Bell

Let’s just say it’s a magical place to ask a friend to get food for you when your drunk. Or just to give you the shits
I want some damn Taco Bell
by Country boi makin do June 7, 2020
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Taco Bell

Relatively inexpensive Mexican-style fast food restaurant. Food served is often cheap and enjoyable, although it also has a notorious reputation for rapidly digesting and leading to explosive diarrhea.
Typical stages of trip to Taco Bell

1. Orders 2-3 burritos or tacos, pays around 5$ for them
2. Consume and enjoy the meal (Note: Any hot sauces placed on said meal may accelerate and intensify digestion and subsequent visits to toilet)
3. Approximately 20-30 minutes later, strong stomach rumbling and contractions are felt. Internally, the meal is being rapidly and violently digested before being quickly sent to fill the rectum.
4. Pressure rapidly builds in the nether region, accompanied by intense urge to find a toilet.
5. Upon reaching a restroom, pants are dropped and pressure is relaxed

6. Rapid, forceful ejection of fecal matter into toilet accompanied by terrible gas.
7. Recovery period begins.
by Swirlin64 June 10, 2020
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taco torpedo

I long torpedo shaped object filled with cotton which aids a woman during her menstrual nightmare.
That Twatwhistle Danielle forgot to swap out her taco torpedo and destroyed my moms white couch..
by dick e September 10, 2020
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taco belt

When you eat so much taco bell that you shit in your pants so bad that it forms a belt around your waist.
"Dan ate so many chalupas from taco bell that he'll end up with a taco belt later."
by Evan Gutsieras October 9, 2020
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yankee taco

David is scared of Urban Dictionary. What a Yankee Taco
by AmaranthPhantom October 5, 2017
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hummus taco

An instance during which a female has a terriblely noticeable yeast infection, resulting in a tangy crust in the labia
Was going to bang Mackenzie, until I found out about her hummus taco. Really put an damper on our gradma's funeral.
by Voltistrem October 21, 2017
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