troll syndrome

-a condition that significantly decreases the hotness of a woman. It can turn a 10 into a 1 within a matter of days. Cases have been spotted throughout the U.S. Cures and causes of this disease are unknown. Severity of troll syndrome can be perceived differently when alcohol is involved, but can never be completely ignored.

"Jessica is usually hot as a jurnt, but today she has an acute case of troll syndrome."

by TimOleMiss October 27, 2006

Disney Syndrome

Disney Syndrome is when a person who may act/sing is able to do both, and brags about both. As seen in Hayley Williams and Robert Pattinson interviews.

"Its like, oh I sing to..ehnnngh."
"Disney Syndrome.."

by operaticskeleton December 17, 2008

Asperger Syndrome

A mental condition when you say the most obvious things,but in a deep and thoughtful way.

People with Asperger Syndrome are very cool and clever.

by SomeoneNew February 25, 2011

Gautam syndrome

To be in a continual state of depression, to the extent of general apathy, loss of self-worth and astronomical standard setting.

Other symptoms may include social dislocation, severe weight gain, split personality disorder, a lack of co-ordination and delusions of grandeur. May intensify after large public events, such as a concert.

Bob didn't turn up to a party yesterday, because he was suffering from Gautam syndrome.

by KG_you_know_who January 12, 2009

Murphing Syndrom

The disease of bro-ing out too hard. i.e. Murphing. symptoms include but not limited to: sleeping until 3pm, skipping class, slippin grade, laxing, playing rediculusly high amounts of chel ( aka NHL), being good at everything chill and bro, drinking nattys and stones, not going to bed until late hours of the morning.
Warning this condition is highly contagious and can easily rub off on your friends and family.

I went to wake up John but he wouldnt wake up. He must have been up to late drinkin nattys and playin chel. He had to have caught the murphing syndrom from ian.

by kunit7 March 19, 2011

Malak syndrome

Malak syndrome when you can't text or talk for shit. When anything you say doesn't make sense

"Omg guys I have malak syndrome!!!!"

by Ceelip_15 September 3, 2019

Tourtext Syndrome

Tourtext Syndrome affects the majority of youth culture, as well as cool hipsters as old as Jack Nicholson. It is characterized by texttics, which are texts "that occur intermittently and unpredictably within a body of normal texting." Tourtext's occur quite frequently, when one is either inebriated or half-asleep. These texttics frequently include obscene words or socially inappropriate and derogatory remarks (AKA: coprolalia texting)

Sub-category of tourtext syndrome:

1. Oversext: marked by non-stop sexttics to both interested and/or offended parties.

I was falling in love with my newest Internet boyfiend/girlfriend until I realized, after our first date, that he/she has Tourtext Syndrome.

When the texts started coming in, I thought they were "normal" sexting. However, within minutes, non-stop profanity flowed into my cellphone. Six months later, I now realize that unlike other text conditions, the only cure for tourtext syndrome is to change my cell number, and I vow to never give the new number to my online lovers in the future!!! As a result of such inappropriate behavior, I was forced to break up the relationship.

UPDATE: 2 hours later: it's me again, I missed the connection with "B," so we are once again a happy couple. I actually NO longer mind Tourtext Syndrome. In fact, "B" had me at,"XxX" No ones perfect! "B's" my Mr. Darcy! <3

by BrunoNYLA September 14, 2009