Jacob is the type of guy to pull one of the prettiest women, and ask how far they can squirt. Absolutely throwing away a 10/10.
by womenslayerxxxx December 30, 2023
Get the Jacobmug. 
To pause at the most inopportune time in a sentence which results in people misconstruing the meaning and direction of the sentence
I was fooling around with people...... In the marketing space.
Person 2: oh my god you just Jacob that sentence
Person 2: oh my god you just Jacob that sentence
by Jaymal Soni April 8, 2023
Get the Jacob that sentencemug. a scrawny little sh** that has no presence at all but yet all his friends know where he is at all times. if your a friend with him bully him in the most friendly way possible without taking it too far.
friend 1: wheres Jacob
friend 2: over there
Jacob: byeeeeee
friend 2: ill go get him
Jacob: oh no, please
*Jacob and friend to return casually*
convo 2:
friend 3: hey help me get Jacob
friend2: okay ill get him you take his phone
*they get him and his phone*
Jacob:*casually* okay when do I get my phone back
friend 2: over there
Jacob: byeeeeee
friend 2: ill go get him
Jacob: oh no, please
*Jacob and friend to return casually*
convo 2:
friend 3: hey help me get Jacob
friend2: okay ill get him you take his phone
*they get him and his phone*
Jacob:*casually* okay when do I get my phone back
by kajyboiiiiii October 22, 2020
Get the jacobmug. one of the best people you will ever meet. He will be your best friend but you might not be his because he has lots of friends due to his kindness. he is ginger which means he is a special species. He will always argue that gingers need to be a minority. He will remind you of your siblings. he is extremely smart and will probably end up at an ivy league. he will talk to you for hours and always responds. never trust him on a four-wheeler. definitely needs to be kept away from any sort of weapon. he doesn't like roller coasters. you can talk to him about anything and he will understand. one of the greatest friends you will ever have.
by I_just_need_to_vent June 26, 2023
Get the Jacobmug. by gorillamannn November 22, 2021
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Get the Jacob Morsemug.