Skeetard

Someone being ULTRA RETARDED without remorse

"Dude, your such a skeetard"

by Cotton kid June 5, 2014

Skeet

v. California usage. To vacate a place or situation hurriedly.

Thing 1: "Hey, man, you ready to skeet?"
Thing 2: "What the fuck??"
Thing 1: "Sorry, I'm from California. Where I'm from, it means 'let's go' or 'leave.'"
Thing 2. "Yyyyeah, that's not what 'skeet' means."

Thing 1: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by Celeblith October 28, 2017

skeet nut

A nickname for someone named

Jared

Man that guy is a skeet nut

by Slerpup June 6, 2018

skeet machine

A slang term for a marijuana vaporizer , sometimes referred to as a wax pen or dab pen.

aye bro if you let me hit the skeet machine i'll give you two poptarts

by Weed Nigga March 7, 2019

sandy sheets

a hook up that insues after a day at the beach thus causing sand to accumpulate in your sheets

After I hit up the beach bars, Im having sandy sheets with Sarah.

by Blondies frequenteur June 11, 2011

Queef-skeet

A game similar to shooting skeet with a three step process: First insert your bubble wand into a bottle of mr. bubbles. Second place your bubble wand near a vagina. Wait for the queef...then once the queef is released and queef-bubbles float into the atmosphere, third you fire your Nerf gun popping all queef-bubbles.

The other day this girl and I played a little queef-skeet for hours. It took me all night to clean my Nerf guns after queef-skeeting all day.

by philly cheeeeese October 9, 2011

Dirty Sheets

N.
1. A phrase that usually means the bed sheets are stained with lubrication or, to coin the popular phrase, cum.

2. Having bed sheets that are or at least look unclean.

1. After their eventful night, Robert and Thalia discovered they had dirty sheets stained with...er...bodily fluids.

by ILuhYaJustinBeiber March 15, 2015