you would think so

A phrase that is of literal agreement, but underlined with sarcasm. Particularly used when someone is extremely frustrated with something.

"What's wrong with this piece of shit?! When I push the power button it should turn on."
"You would think so."

by Skylak April 20, 2009

so how's your mom?

the greatest way to change the topic of an uncomfortable conversation.

"Not that you have body lice, or possibly have AIDS, I don't care who you are, what you did, where you're from, as long as you love meeee!"
" . . . "
"So how's your mom?"

by E.M.T. December 24, 2008

hump me so hard

WHEN YOUR SO READY FOR BUTTSEX BUT SHE JUST WANTS U TO HUMP HER WHILE SHE MOANS

OH BABY HUMP ME SO HARD ILL EVEN MOAN WHILE I SUCK YOUR DICK

by GIANTS RULE PATRIOTS DRULE February 13, 2018

So how's that dust on the ceiling?

A phrase to change an awkward subject, break an awkward silence, or just confuse your friends.

Boyfriend: ...
Daughter: ...
Father: ...
Boyfriend: "So how's that dust on the ceiling?"

by MyLifeIsAwkward September 30, 2010

My mom is so china

A description of a Chinese person's mother who is still acting batshit insane all the time no matter where she lives. Also strict as all hell!

Vlad: Hey you gonna go camping with everyone else?

Simone: iunno I wanna go but my mom is so china she won't let me!

Vlad: Bummer...

by vladdy-boy April 16, 2010

just so you know

A phrase tacked on to the end of a statement to imply that the information being given is simply a courtesy, when in reality there are specific expectations of you now that you have this information

What Danielle says to guy she's been seeing: Oh, hey I decativated my profile on the dating website, just so you know.

What Danielle REALLY means: You better take your dang profile off the dating website too....NOW!!!!

by Dwad!!!! July 5, 2010

Because I said so!

The answer that most parents, (mostly moms) will give their child when they dont want them to do something or go somewhere. It is said because they know the child knows they have no answer, so they will simply say, Because i said so!

Billy: "Mom c'mon, please let me stay at Ben's tonight!"
Mother:"No Billy."
Billy: "Dammit why not!"
Mother: "Because I said so!"
Billy: "That's not a answer mom!"
Mother: "I'll pick you up in a hour, bye" **click**
Billy: "FUCK!"

by MITCHELL July 29, 2005