1. Shark that functions similarly to a whale, despite not being one
2. Slang term to qualify someone absurdly fat or, more generally, nerds and weebs
2. Slang term to qualify someone absurdly fat or, more generally, nerds and weebs
1. I saw a whale shark near a bunch of remoras!
2. Ugh, that person on discord keeps correcting me, what a whale shark...
2. Ugh, that person on discord keeps correcting me, what a whale shark...
by ultra_Purple October 17, 2021
Get the Whale Sharkmug. A white man who is unwholesomely obsessed with the possibility that his lover, or a woman he simply desires, might prefer a non-white man over him.
Donald saw a picture of me hugging my Gymnastics coach after I won the state championship and he freaked out, accusing me of screwing Mr. Clarence, even though he was three times my age. I had no idea Donald was such a mud shark. Of course, I broke up with him - that wasn't the only thing, but it was definitely the last straw.
by Arcadia Berger November 28, 2024
Get the mud sharkmug. When it looks like your woman was eaten out by a shark for a week straight.
Symptoms of shark week
-anger and sadness for no good reason
-excessive hunger
-sometimes being extremely horny
-pain in the abdomen (and no don’t compare pain you never experienced to being kicked in the balls or you will be kicked in the balls)
The only way to neutralize the problem:
a: by giving food
b: doing everything she says
c.try not to show your disgust because you have no idea what we are going through
c: make her feel better (seriously guys if you want to be the best boyfriend be kind and understanding)
(Btw this was written by a girl)
Symptoms of shark week
-anger and sadness for no good reason
-excessive hunger
-sometimes being extremely horny
-pain in the abdomen (and no don’t compare pain you never experienced to being kicked in the balls or you will be kicked in the balls)
The only way to neutralize the problem:
a: by giving food
b: doing everything she says
c.try not to show your disgust because you have no idea what we are going through
c: make her feel better (seriously guys if you want to be the best boyfriend be kind and understanding)
(Btw this was written by a girl)
Girl: fuck! My side is in so much pain!
Guy: is it your appendix?
Girl: no it’s shark week fucking dumbass!
Guy: no that’s in the sum- ohhhh
Guy: is it your appendix?
Girl: no it’s shark week fucking dumbass!
Guy: no that’s in the sum- ohhhh
by Madforgames1 January 29, 2022
Get the Shark Weekmug. by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023
Get the Tiger Shark Tuesdaymug. A literal shark tank, in the second James Bond book that Ian Fleming wrote -- "Live and Let Die", published in 1954. (I don't know if it's in the movie, which I never saw, but I know it's quite different from the book.)
by Jonas_S August 30, 2020
Get the Shark Tankmug. 
by Bcdfq June 9, 2025
Get the Sharkingmug.