Uh oh! I spilled my protein shake! Can you clean it up?

When a girl pisses on a guy during sex and the guy has to lick the piss covered clit

Stacy: Uh oh! I spilled my protein shake! Can you clean it up?
Bob: 𝒩𝒪

by stinkyshitsucker10,584andahalf October 28, 2025

Shake God

refers to the ultimate mythical manifestation of the culinary realm that is unparalleled across multiple universes. This deity selectively blesses people who have a superior taste and showers them with fortune after the ingestion of heavenly articles mainly thick shakes, waffles etc. The deity has become a common parlance to the Hindu

Vedic deity of Annapurna in the recent times.

I want to have a thick chocolate ice cream brownie shake; I must go to the Shake God.

by masterbaitslave November 4, 2025

shake that monkey

when you shake ass

Biffany and Volet are sad they about to go to sharkeez and SHAKE THAT MONKEY!!!!!

by sharkeey November 6, 2025

Polynesian shake

When a woman shakes her ass so hard that hear super cock pops out then she will start pegging her partner after she is done the man will wiggle his ass to poor out kava mix out of the ass hole. They drink the kava mix as a ritual. Then the man will rip the penis off with his clenched cheeks and will cook it and scarf it down for dinner.

Did you see auntie and uncle do the Polynesian shake

by The truth meat eater. November 17, 2025

Chicken shake ‘n Bake

When a man inserts his Johnson into a Costco chicken bake.

We’re Costco guys. Of course we always get the Chicken shake ‘n Bake.

by Kirkland Signature King December 4, 2025

Grimace Shake

Methamphetamine made my shaking a bottle, but a little too heavy with the lithium.

That Grimace Shake had me up without sleep for so long I thought I was a McDonald's mascot all week.

by Charlie Postal January 8, 2026

Fare shake

The word is a combination of the word FARE (regarding money) and SHAKE (as in the shaking of a person until money falls out of their pockets. To extort money a shake down.

It is an action of deliberately evading
or making payment or restitution.

Its done maliciously by subterfuge, trickery

& in bad faith. This action is in regards to money
& is the opposite of a fair deal.

Some examples :

*jumping the turnstile of a train

(without paying though you have the money)

**running out on cab (without paying though you have the money)
***Take crowd-funded money,
intended to make product or provide a service, and disappear without providing said product or service (without paying though you have the money)

EJ: "I don't want to treat anybody that says something odd or gets something misconstrued as a retard. If they prove otherwise, however, then it is what it is. I'll always give people a

FARE SHAKE."

by NoticeTheHappenings January 28, 2025