Salty Swirly

when someone ejaculates in the toilet and the other person sticks their head in and consumes the cum putting them in a salty suprise trance while the person is getting the swirly they are getting fucked.

Joe Schum gave out a Salty Swirly to all the boys and they said it was real tasty.

by Fucklittlegirls 69 April 16, 2024

salty Sasquatch

When you cram a miniature Sasquatch figurine in her ass and push it in further with your dick

The other day I picked up a street Walker and gave her a salty Sasquatch.

by SaltySasquatch March 28, 2024

Salty Marshmellow

the taste of a disgusting penis

Last night I had a salty marshmellow

by Megelsey December 22, 2009

Salty duct

When your getting face fucked and take a load to the nose then it squirts out of your tear duct

If you cum in my mouth after I told you not to you're going to get a salty duct!

by Aphroditerain November 26, 2017

Salty Kitty

Large Spanish Asian male doing it on a cat

I was salty kitty all over my cat last night

by YEETER OF WHEAT May 24, 2019

salty gogurt

noun. Literally just ketchup packets. Preferably from In-n-Out.

“What did you have for breakfast?”
“I was running late so I just grabbed a couple salty gogurts”

by saltygogurtTM May 23, 2019

salty excavation

Having anal sex with saladas glued to either side of your penis

Dude she said if i buy her a diamond ring she will let me give her a salty excavation!

by Lucymclit January 24, 2019