Get Pumped

Smacking the hell out of a hillbilly named Kev

Person 1: if you want to get pumped I’m your guy
Person 2: you want to pump my stump? You are so gay dude

Person 1: no you

by GOODBYECLOWN June 6, 2024

puss pump

The Male apparatus that is used for procreation and recreational use

He likes to use his puss pump for getting his woman pregnant

by Sheen sheen the shoein machine December 29, 2019

Pump gas

It is usually used in rap to describe the action To shoot at someone without hesitation

I Ain't ever lacking I pump gas with my gun out

by ♤ Spade June 1, 2025

Monkey Pump

Any being in the primate specification who is impregnated and gives birth to two or more babies. When it takes place, it looks like the mother is being pumped and resembles a hose. Also called the cannon of life.

Jim: Dude, I saw a monkey giving birth in the Amazon yesterday! There was like five babies and a lot of blood.

Todd: Oh my god a monkey pump! That is hot.

by John Steinbech April 28, 2011

Tiger Fist Pump

The sexual act of pulling your arm back and punching your fist up your partners anus in a celebratory manner. The arm must be inserted up to the elbow or it is only considered a Bill Murray swirly. This is usually accompanied by a reach around.

Yo bro. I gave Jenna the a Tiger Fist Pump last night after we finished the Panamanian Petting Z

by Pope Big Ron Don John II December 30, 2022

MANDATORY FAG PUMP

A FAGDOMEN EXPANSION

To make you SHIT a lot.

Listen ANAL ALAN oh wait this JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE is a PUSH PEDOPHILE as to be truthful ALAN I WALDMAN your EGO IS HUGE I MEAN the MANDATORY FAG PUMP as take that PLASTIC BOTTLE and use this MANDATORY FAG PUMP to match your EGO as make that FAGDOMEN EXPAND and hurt like they did this to BABIES , LITTLE GIRLS AND LITTLE BOYS in those PEDOPHILE COLONIES who were too young to even have an EGO.

Hey ANAL ALAN good news as that MANDATORY FAG PUMP will rellay make you a nice big MANDATORY SHITEATER MEAL for bon appetite and you can also make a MANDATORY SHIT SANDWICH.

by DISTRAUGHT June 1, 2022

Prime the pump

When a woman puts a condom on male genitalia before having sex.

Every good love should know how to prime the pump.

by Skegle king March 13, 2023