When a woman forgets to do or get something, the man waits till she falls asleep, and then proceeds to write what she forgot on a piece of paper. He then jerks off onto her face/forehead and presses the note, facing her eyes, onto her face.
by mississippi snappin turtle November 16, 2011
Get the mississippi post-it notemug. A popular, yet unheard of holiday tradition that usually takes place the night of Christmas or at any point in time on the day after Christmas. In this tradition, one locks his or herself in a bathroom for an unusually large period of time and painfully excretes all holiday fruitcakes consumed over the past few days. This tradition is a wonderful way to say say goodbye to the Christmas season and to prepare your bowels for the upcoming new years.
Brian: That was a great Christmas season. Best Christmas ever!
Jimmy: Yeah it was! But now it's time for the Post-Christmas Dumping. See you in a couple hours.
Jimmy: Yeah it was! But now it's time for the Post-Christmas Dumping. See you in a couple hours.
by TheDirtyHoodelum December 26, 2014
Get the Post-Christmas Dumpingmug. What Ayr fuckboys say when they "feel the need to post" that at the current time, Ayr has more players than Fallin. Then when Fallin has more than Ayr, They try their best to get you banned and scream bully.
Cookie: "Felt the need to post 💅 " *Posts an image of Ayr with 3 more players than Fallin*
(2 Days Later)
Kenadie: *Posts an image of Falin with 70 more players than Ayr*
Cookie: "Stop bullying us, you advertised ;("
(2 Days Later)
Kenadie: *Posts an image of Falin with 70 more players than Ayr*
Cookie: "Stop bullying us, you advertised ;("
by mznxbcvalskdjfhgqpwoeiryt November 16, 2020
Get the Felt the need to postmug. Defined as a state of mind achieved only after orgasm. One that leaves the individual unable to form rational or even basic thought, much less coherent thought. (See also 'derp')
by XTheMazoku'sLoverX December 31, 2011
Get the Post Orgasmic Derpmug. The intentional effort made by women after a bad breakup to look really good. They do their hair and makeup everyday and wear more revealing clothing. They may not be ready for another relationship, but they look the part. woman, women, girlfriend, boyfriend, relationship, dating, lover, drama, girl code, breakup
by joecoolthefool July 2, 2016
Get the Post-breakup hotnessmug. The time of day most of your friends will visit facebook. Usually when you post your status during the day when people are at work, no one will see it and therefore you will get no comments. But usually between 6-10 friends will check others statuses and comment.
"Melanie, how com no one commented or liked the picture of Emmitt sleeping on my work shoes?"
"Well Allie, did you post it during prime-post-time?"
"Well Allie, did you post it during prime-post-time?"
by A.Roo April 27, 2010
Get the Prime-post-timemug. 20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
by mistercocohead August 22, 2016
Get the Post-Score Hookupmug.