Kitten-nosed

When you’re so fucked up your nose turns pink and your tongue gets like sandpaper. Can be treated by sitting under a sunbeam and taking a nap.

“Quit licking me bro, you’re kitten-nosed!”

by Hog plastered November 20, 2021

Witch's nose

A dick that has warts and/or is infected with an STD that causes warts or growths.

Don't date him, I heard from a friend that he has a witch's nose.

by IntroT April 17, 2020

nose surfing

Wearing a protective face mask improperly by exposing the nose, leaving the nostrils free to expel germs.

Look at that woman nose surfing over there! Hey, Karen, get those little nostrils in the barn! What makes you think your germs aren’t infectious?!?

I can’t stand these nose surfers!

by El Quequito April 4, 2021

Buzzing the nose

The act of passing gas directly onto someone else's nose. The "buzzing" part is particularly descriptive when one's bare anus actually vibrates the receiving party's nose as gas quickly escapes.

At the conclusion of walkering her, Siewert promptly turned around and engaged in buzzing the nose of Natasha.

by samsonite1234 October 1, 2009

Male Nose Ring Theory

If a Male has a Nose Ring he is almost certainly a Leftist cuck and a White Knight. He will constantly argue for far Left ideology. Indulges in things like polyamory and awful tattoos. Should be avoided by any means.

“There it is - the Male Nose Ring Theory in action”

“He’s going to tell us about Third Wave Feminism isnt he?”

by Ebloodsports September 17, 2025

booty nose

hi teagan

Poggers Booty Nose

by Poopyfartmchob December 8, 2020

Nose salmon

Boogers with streaks of blood

Man roger, the nose salmon have really been running since we did all that blow.

by Buddhistboy November 15, 2023