jam funez

the most handsomest person alive. jams the name of a boy who’s respectful, loving, and honest. friendly as well, VERY FRIENDLY. but it’s okay because he loves his amazing girlfriend and would never trade her i for the world. he also has 3 adorable dogs and 2 beautiful sisters and 1 handsome little brother on its away. jam is the best person on earth.

I want to be Jam Funez so bad

by kdotonnaset November 20, 2023

Minor Jam

A melody or music that is probably not a good song, but still kind of has some bops.

“My guy, Don, he showed me some music he made at 3 in the morning. It was pretty shit, but I’m not gonna lie, it was kinda a minor jam”

by Doc Mister May 2, 2022

Jams

Something Park Jimin doesn't have.

-Kim Namjoon

"Jimin....You got no jams."

by Karenzmom November 5, 2019

Gina jam

Anyone, or anything, preventing a girl from getting fucked.

Guy: You ready to fuck me dry?
Slut: My place or yours?
Gina jam: His place! He's got a bunch of awesome DVDs we could watch together. I can bring the popcorn!

-_____-

by Audrey, wait! June 7, 2011

Jam

When a good song is played on the radio, playlist, etc. Phrase often used by a streamer xQcOW.

Man , this song is a Jam.

by limex April 30, 2021

Traffic jam

The bois were having a traffic jam

Facefuck hates traffic jams

by Skeet fuck shit March 30, 2021

Jam-mum

A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:

* Controversy

* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’

Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”

by Fourfortunate4 July 5, 2022