nick dan

A severe try hard, has a very small penis

Nope he got that "nick dan" downstairs

by Hesna bops December 19, 2016

Dan coleman

A pretty cool guy, however extremely awkward in social situations.

Hey its dan coleman....Oh wait he is on his phone being awkward again!

by Tman5711 January 12, 2022

Dan the man

A man in a ocean full of women who swims like a fish

Dan: hola

Surf instructor: open ur ass

Dan the man open to all

by Girlygirlyy2k June 06, 2025

Dan the man

A man in a sea of women but gets through like a fish

Dan : hola chicas

Surf instructor: open your ass

Dan the man a man of all

by Girlygirlyy2k June 06, 2025

Achillen Dan

The man with a dan plan

Achillen Dan has a dan plan in arp

by Ingido2005 May 24, 2020

Dan Lakajev

Absolute Fucking Legend

That dudes a Dan Lakajev

by tomotron96 March 09, 2022

Circumcised Dan

A short man who circumcised his penis at the age of 18. He sells children to the FBI in exchange for movie tickets. His daughter is a naughty whore who eats frogs and rabbits every day.

He has a theme song that goes:

My name is Circumcised Dan and I live alone, I still like to bone and moan alone.

I’m feeling shitty today, I’m feeling Circumcised DAN.

by Littleweiny22 August 26, 2023