tree-slaughteringly awesome

incredible in a gruesome, morally profane, who-gives-a-shit kind of way.
we're going to tear this shit up tonight.. it's gonna be tree-slaughteringly awesome.
by MikoIchigo May 14, 2009
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Dollar Tree Wig

When "Dollar Tree Wig" is used it means you have a bad looking wig on. It can be used as an comeback/insult.
An example is "Girl bye I know you ain't talking with that Dollar Tree wig on."
by NickiMinajsMinion May 10, 2021
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Parisian Christmas Tree

An enormously large butt plug, of such proportions as to be near impossible to insert.
That fucktard needs a Parisian Christmas Tree put in her ass.
by Trey Modgod November 04, 2014
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Granite tree-topper

A punster way of saying 'Rockstar'. Generally used to refer to people who have done something exceptionally nice or impressive or are all around awesome.
by StoneCeleb June 30, 2021
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A Colorado Christmas tree

The act of cumming on an amputee limb
Hey Dave, you know that one legged girl I took home last night? Well just as I was ready to blow I shot it all over her stump. That's the first time I've every pulled off a Colorado Christmas tree!!!!
by Sick&Twisted August 10, 2017
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Tree Fish Bob

Tree Fish Bob is a drawing that was made and I thought more people should know about it! how you draw it is you draw a wide circle, do 2 upside down L for the legs with an extra line in the bottom, curvy lines for the arms (the curvier the better), small circles for the eyes and a party hat
Dude1 ^yo can you tell me something to draw^
Dude2 ^draw tree fish bob^
Dude1 ^good idea^
by HotCocoCake116 January 17, 2020
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Alaskan Christmas Tree

When several (at least 3) males gather in an outward-facing circle, strip down their clothes, and lean down onto their hands and knees with their anuses raised skyward. Baubles can be hung on their peners however this was a modern addition and is not necessary for a true Alaskan Christmas Tree
Cathy: "Oh my god, Andrew told me he and his friends were gonna do an Alaskan Christmas Tree this year"
Anna: "Ohhh damn girl, I didn't know he was a homie-sexual"
by drfermi April 26, 2021
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