Number 71

Something which takes an unbearably long time to happen. Specially used in cases where the said something used to happen on a regular basis.

Inspired by Indian Cricketer Virat Kohli's drought of centuries after his 70th international ton.

Steve: Dude, do you have any idea why Joe isn't texting me nowadays? We used to talk all the time!

Kane: I think he's pulling a Number 71 on ya.

by Mark Nicholas November 25, 2021

Number 3

The act of masturbating (in the bathroom).

Billy asked the teacher to go to the restroom, she asked him “Number 1, or Number “ Billy replied “Number 3.” Puzzled, she asked “What’s a Number 3?!” Billy grabbed his phone and said “It usually takes about 10 minutes.”

by Gas-sassin December 6, 2021

Number Rumtum

A daily number-based game which is highly superior to Wordle. How many tries will to take you to get a Rumtum?

Omg I got the Number Rumtum on the first try today guys.

A Rumtum in one? Go on my son.

by NumberRumtum megafan January 17, 2022

Number 3

Named for the third thing men do in the bathroom, masturbation.

"Make sure you go for a number 3 before your date Dave, you should never leave the house with a loaded weapon"

by Kvarl_the_Lightbringer January 18, 2022

numbaa7

one of the dallas texas rapper mo3 fineist artist NUMBAA7 is a plesant grove native 65 to be exact he also step on a lot of niggas

numbaa7 is going to be a save dallas texas for having a unique sound like mo3 THEY KNOW 7 REALLY STEPPIN AHHH

by H$M_gmoney February 1, 2022

numbaa7

Numbaa7 is a dallas texas native known fo his songs murder who , chess ,there go seven , as a slidah. numbaa7 is def pushin p and a steppa in dallas the rapper is from plesant grove (64) to be exact

numbaa7 really steppin

by H$M_gmoney February 2, 2022

Numb Dogging

Having sexual intercourse with a woman off SSRI's

I just got done numb dogging

I never nut off the prozac

Its numb doggin November

by percskeemin December 16, 2021