Phuk Nose

A polite way of writing, "Fuck knows." Also used to bypass content filters, parents, and illiterate jackasses.

Can also be used as an insult.

<kurobeastix>: how'd class go?
<shadowsong>: phuk nose. i didn't go.
<kurobeastix>: LAWL

<imanoob>: wanna cyba?
<shadowsong>: bug off, phuk nose.
<imanoob>: wat.

by Shadowsong December 18, 2010

Ice Nose Karet

Usually whenever someone buys something so expensive they are immediately considered snobby.

Man did you see that girl and that ring? Nothing but a ice nose karet, dog.

by Lambamwamba October 19, 2010

drunk nose

A term used to describe the natural phenomenon wherein an individual has a lesser sense of smell when under the influence of alcohol.

Rob: "I can't stand the smell of cigarettes when I'm sober, but they're not bothering me now that I'm wasted."

Borat:"You have the drunk nose. Very nice."

by ace71730 June 26, 2010

red nose flight

a flight taken on christmas eve in order to get home for christmas morning.

i waited till the last minute to buy my flight home for christmas, so i've gotta take a red nose flight in order to get there in time to open presents.

by mrs. steele July 2, 2010

stoner's nose

Something that happens to someone who relights a spliff whilst it's between their lips causing the end to catch light and flare up and burning a sunburn like blister on the end of their nose.

Dude, what happened to your face? You look like a baked clown.

Yeh, fired up half a blunt last night and, woosh, me got a stoner's nose.

by stevecurse June 18, 2011

nose-closer

a release of intestinal gas, especially one that smells particularly bad

That nose-closer was enough to disperse a riot.

by The Return of Light Joker November 11, 2010

Cuckoo nose

Generally used as a noun to describe someone who did something goofy or silly.

Why did you put Fruity Pebbles in your jell-o? You're such a cuckoo nose!

by Chopped Liver May 14, 2010