Noodling

When two (usually homosexual) men stand facing and wrap their limp penises around each other's, similar to the way noodles are intertwined.

"Sorry I'm late for work, my partner and I were noodling this morning and it took a while to untangle ourselves."
"The hardest part about noodling is not getting hard!"

by clawmyeyez September 30, 2023

Noodle Texting

Texting while noodle grooving

Damn look at that noodle texter.....

What the fuck is that dude doing over there humping the air while texting He's not humping the air He's noodle texting.....

by Puddle guts October 8, 2023

Empty noodles

Hair that has been bleached or stripped to shit so it’s frizzy af. No dye or pigment left, your hair is a shell.

Time to dye my hair again, I’m sick of these empty noodles!

by Shitdisturber1738 January 17, 2020

Fuzzy Noodle

A Fuzzy Noodle is an example of a nickname comparing animals to noodles

In this case a Ferret
Also see Danger Noodle

Me:Look at this fuzzy noodle I just got!
You:a what?
Me:a fuzzy noodle

by Dragon0f0range January 17, 2020

Noodle baser

One who sucks up noodles off the base of a wiener

Mikey loves noodles and wieners so much he would be crowned king noodle baser of the year

by Stone fleshman April 5, 2020

Noodle ball

A ball python that is curled up in a ball and loves nothing more than to not get booped

My snake was a cute noodle ball this morning

by Dale yearry sr April 19, 2020

Dimitri Noodles

Dimitri Newls is a skinny lax and tennis player who is also very good at basketball. He is a HypeGod who will post a video on Snapchat of their one assist in a game.

Did that kid tell everyone to pull up to his JV basketball game on Instagram? He is for sure a Dimitri Noodles.

by Jimmy Gregfarts February 19, 2020