Pants Nipple

penis

Hey baby, wanna come over and tug on my pants nipple for a while?

by SonsOfKahk May 14, 2015

pants poacher

When a girl is walking around wearing tights, with a shirt not fully covering her butt. The man that stole her pants is known as the pants poacher. He seems to be getting around.

"Dude, is it just me or was the pants poacher out again today?"

"Yeah brah, there were girls all over campus wearing those ridiculously tight tights. I was like, damnnnn girl"

by ASTK January 18, 2009

mortadella pants

The term mortadella pants can be applied to any overweight person wearing overly tight jeans. Their legs take on the appearance of a mortadella sausage wrapped extremely tightly. An acceptable and perhaps equally humorous alternative is "kielbasa trousers".

Check out alex over there in his fuckin mortadella pants, fat scenester oughta grow up already

by BVRZVMGIRL22 June 3, 2010

thong pants

Really tight leggings that girls usually wear with uggs which if observed closely you will be able to notice if she is wearing a thong.

Dude 1:Dude look at that girls ass in those thong pants!!!!!

Dude 2: I know man and her thong is so small!!

by Ballzto tthe walz November 20, 2010

plaid pants

the hottest thing a man can wear, literally.
with the white tank top. please.

"don't laugh at me, i have plaid pants for pj"
"kiss me"

by searching4cuteid October 27, 2022

Coaster pants

When you laugh really hard, so you nearly wet yourself, your gunna need some coaster pants! The origin of this phrase is never clear, but we have a gorgeous liverpool bloke to thanks for it somehwere down the line...

I just sent you an email by the way.

Will it be funny?

Oh yes, hope you have you coaster pants on!

by chloerose444 April 6, 2009

Schmoopie Pants

An even more endearing yet demeaning nickname for a loved one than just a regular old schmoopie.

Cole was pouting about eating too much chocolate so I tweaked his nose and called him a schmoopie pants.

by rickulous April 6, 2011