by Deando July 30, 2019
When you take a shower with one or more of your children and rock back and forth doing the helicopter with your genitals and smiling at your child like Joe Biden.
Jim: Hey Sarah did you here what happened to Jeffree?
Sarah: No I did not
Jim: His father gave him a Joe Bidening yesterday.
Sarah: What a lucky boy!
Jim: I know he said it swung around in the water like a fishing motor.
Sarah: No I did not
Jim: His father gave him a Joe Bidening yesterday.
Sarah: What a lucky boy!
Jim: I know he said it swung around in the water like a fishing motor.
by The masked scrotum November 18, 2022
by JoeHoy October 06, 2021
The most demanding man in the entire world. If he wants the Shea, HE GETS THE SHEA. Joe Hahn's are often described as flounders, or any other kind of DISGUSTING fish out there. He owns a Shack that is home to the greatest patties in the entire United States, and has placed other fine establishments across the globe. Joe Hahn's are very rich, and have no completion whatsoever because he's simply immortal. He's the "Thanos" of the food industry.
Gee, Joe Hahn be smellin' DISGUSTING today.
Joe Hahn snapped his fingers, and all of a sudden, the patties warped onto the customer's plate.
Joe Hahn snapped his fingers, and all of a sudden, the patties warped onto the customer's plate.
by Baryonx Man July 26, 2019
A guy who dates for the comfort of himself (unbeknownst to his dating partner) and when the going gets tough or he loses interest, he walks away from the relationship. ( Think physical ghosting) Long used term from the 1960's,70's and 80' mothers of daughters warning them about who they should and shouldn't date. There's even a country song about it by Trisha Yearwood.
by Jet2023 March 17, 2023
A simple peasant born amongst the heathens of Alminiria, during the Great Famine of 1226. He led the rebellion against the oppressive Pig Lords of the Alminiria. Upon seizing the throne for himself it was known across the land that Joe Premo was indeed the biggest, most badass, swinging dick of them all.
by SimpleRick241c March 01, 2019
A guy whom mooches off his family and gets out of bed for the first time in 20 years when his grandson finds a golden ticket in chocolate bar and he gets to go. His favorite food is cabbage water.
by GrandpaJoeHater123 September 07, 2022