Little jerk chicken

Good comeback and insult

Hey you hit my car you prick.
Little jerk chicken.
Jeez im sorry man take my keys.

by Mr. Cornelious III December 04, 2019

demon jerk

When you get jerked off from under the bed

A: she jerked me off from under the bed
B: dude, you got a demon jerk

by Owds January 02, 2021

Accidental Jerk

One who's personality lends itself to being bullish or blunt without considering the feelings of others. Initially, this type of person has no idea that others see him/her as a jerk due to obliviousness.

I really thought I was just providing my coworker pertinent information, but then I thought about the way I said it. I'm pretty sure I was an accidental jerk.

by WhiskyNick September 15, 2018

Jerk-the-Shmerk

PULLIN' THE PUG....

not even extended...similar to an inny...not an outty!

YOU:
Hey...I looked up You Porn the other day. It is...actually free!

ME:

Oh, really?

YOU:

I went there the other day to make sure you were right about them charging money........

ME:

DON'T LIE!!! You know you went to that site to JERK-THE-SHMERK!

YOU:

LOL

by jerk-the-shmerk April 23, 2010

floating circle jerk

When a group of gentlemen, whilst floating by innertube or other floatation device, "dock up" by each grabbing the tallywhacker to his immediate right, forming a circle of jerkery.

"This floating circle jerk was conducted by professionals in a controlled environment. Do not attempt at home."

by Uncle_Fun September 09, 2017

jerk supreme

The max level of a jerk. There is the jerk, there is the super jerk, and then there is the jerk supreme. A jerk supreme does terrible things to people simply because they like watching suffering. When mentioning a jerk supreme, you have to be as dramatic as possible.

Rachel is a JERK SUPREME! Why else would she stick her leg out when I was passing her desk?

by Frozen5110 July 07, 2019

Jerking Off June

Jerking Off June: To jerk off as much as you can during June

Person 1: "I don't want to jerk off"
Person 2: "But its Jerking Off June"
Person 1: "FUCK"

by zSynergy October 12, 2022