Jacob

A sexy ass man with a 14 inch cock. All the women love him because he is so sweet and cute and his body is perfect, you friends milf mom has probably fucked him.

"Jacob fucked the hottest girl ever"
"Yeah makes sense"

by ieatmadasslmaourmoms September 23, 2019

Jacob

Knows jack shit about star wars.

Jacob: "Anakin married Leia."

by jacobisreallygay March 24, 2019

Jacob

Someone that is clumsy in nature and has many friends that don't poetically like him.

That guy might a Jacob.

by dirtman3739472 April 28, 2022

Jacob Ewing

Javob Ewing is often done with this bull and inverts stall doors

" Jacob Ewing I'm done with this bull"

by Zhenfei lover44 June 11, 2019

Jacob

A fucking idiot that trys to look cool by asking how far women can squirt.

Jacob just asked his girlfriend how far she can squirt.

by womenslayerxxxx December 30, 2023

Jacob Strange

a fat chode

What is a fat chode? Jacob Strange

by katherine2014 August 12, 2018

Jacob

A vey hot stud, who’ll always make you smile.

Jacob pleases all the ladies

by Fudgednoodle March 20, 2024