Irish Thwack

To soak a mans penis into a pint of guinness and then slap a womans face with said guinness soaked penis.

Person A: Where was bob last night
Person B: I heard he was giving his wife the irish thwack
Person A: My Goodness!

by Sloth50Cal March 28, 2024

Irish Viking

Someone (usually named David) has slicked back hair and large orange beard gets penatrated by partner with Irish spring soap.

My friend David told me a tried the Irish Viking with a guy he met online.

by Speedguy70 July 12, 2022

Irish meat sickel

An Irish woman's breakfast lunch and dinner when married or dating an Irishman

Yo Victoria come and get put this Irish meat sickel in your meat wallet please!

by Carrboy Experience April 16, 2023

Irish Sea Foam

When you spit on a white girls pussy and rub it around until it’s foamy.

Damn, Bitch! Them flaps can produce some Irish Sea Foam!

by Jfkgotrekt63 April 23, 2024

Irish Tact

Ability to tell someone to F*** off while making them happy to be on their way.

Solicitor: * rings door bell* "Can I sell you...<interrupted>"
You: *Squirts him in face with steak sauce* "Piss off quickly before the wolves smell you. They hunt at night." *howling in distance*
Solicitor: Gladly runs to car and drives off.

Your friend: Wow, that's some Irish Tact in action. He wasn't even mad at you.

by Alsryth July 12, 2019

Irish shrimp

Cheese curls. Poor man’s appetizer. Shrimp shaped.

Pat put out a bowl of Irish Shrimp for his parents first visit to his basement apartment.

by Mxd244 January 23, 2025

Irish Oral

To perform fellatio on an erected penis through a freshly cultivated russet potato until completion.

I heard after rugby on the pitch Sean took Declan down to the bog and gave him a starchy Irish oral.

by Spuddy O’Shlong March 24, 2024