Brain myself

To “brain myself” means to “kill myself”. Typically used by edgy teens with an oxford dictionary.
Emo 1: bro my mom found my piss drawer im gonna brain myself
Emo 2: yeah me too bro my mom threw away my pony statues, lets form a suicide pact.
by leafy is queer June 19, 2019
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Brain shit

what if you did something so dumb that you can’t even consider it a brain fart?

BRAIN SHIT
LMFAO
by Elder gryphon July 11, 2020
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Bible brain

A condition whereby a person fully capable of intellectual discourse suspends his/her rational faculties.
Jack: You cannot see the wind so therefore you cannot prove it exists—but it's there! The same thing applies to god, he is everywhere even though we can't see him.
Jill: On the contrary, we can feel the wind and see it carrying particles. We can't 'see' it in the traditional sense but—
Pete: Jill, ju-just, just, don't worry about it. Jack's suffering from bible brain.
by free-thinker March 06, 2012
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funchtime brains

Getting head from a girl who is under the table, during lunch time in a cafeteria.
Wow, lunch period is WAY better whenever I get funchtime brains
by djm39 May 09, 2008
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jizz-brain

verb. When you're deep throating a betch and you dick goes up instead of down and you ejaculate all up in there brain
Oooh I was with James last night and i totally jizz-brained his betch ass.
by Matthew The Pimp Fucker June 01, 2007
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brain child

A newborn baby whose conception is the result of skull fucking.
Nine months after Brian released his nut into Jess' skull, little Igor, their Brain Child, was born on a full moon, just in time for the late summer harvest. The new family celebrated with ice cream cake.
by brainbutter February 17, 2010
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goat brains

When a guy exposes only his nuts above the waistline of his pants.
A guy says,"Bro, Have you ever seen goat brains before?" (while holding the exposed nuts in one hand, and pointing with the other"
by Jason Spires April 20, 2004
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