Someone who doesn't allow someone else to perform sexual intercourse by acts of word or action.
Also, when you get cut off from sexual intercourse by a friend. (Cock Blocked)
Noun and a Verb....
Also, when you get cut off from sexual intercourse by a friend. (Cock Blocked)
Noun and a Verb....
Noun - "Bill is such a fucking cock block. He was just jealous that I was mackin' dem hoes."
Verb - "Holy shit, that ugly ass monkey just cock blocked me and stole my lady."
Verb - "Holy shit, that ugly ass monkey just cock blocked me and stole my lady."
by HyperWake777 November 16, 2008
dawk-block, -noun
1. To be proven so intellectually and morally hypocritical and inferior that it deserves its own word.
1. To be proven so intellectually and morally hypocritical and inferior that it deserves its own word.
ex.
Fundie: "Hey the Unversity of Oklahoma paid to have this evilutionist Christian-hating Richard Dawkins guy spout his science propaganda at my state school!"
Some guy: "What did he say to upset you? Nobody forced you to go to it did they? Evolution is not propaganda, its merely the best explanation for what we believe to be how man came to be. Feel free to invalidate it if you have the proof. I also think Richard Dawkins is a pretty nice guy. "
Fundie: "I don't know what he said because i would never believe the garbage he says. Whoever was in charge of deciding this should be shamed and removed from their position!" Other person: "I heard he waived all fees because it was a student audience...he even donated $5000 to Oklahomans for Better Science Education. I read on Pharyngular that Ben Stein billed $60k to that same university when he spoke there."
Some guy: "Ohhhhhhh -- you just got dawk-blocked."
Fundie: "Hey the Unversity of Oklahoma paid to have this evilutionist Christian-hating Richard Dawkins guy spout his science propaganda at my state school!"
Some guy: "What did he say to upset you? Nobody forced you to go to it did they? Evolution is not propaganda, its merely the best explanation for what we believe to be how man came to be. Feel free to invalidate it if you have the proof. I also think Richard Dawkins is a pretty nice guy. "
Fundie: "I don't know what he said because i would never believe the garbage he says. Whoever was in charge of deciding this should be shamed and removed from their position!" Other person: "I heard he waived all fees because it was a student audience...he even donated $5000 to Oklahomans for Better Science Education. I read on Pharyngular that Ben Stein billed $60k to that same university when he spoke there."
Some guy: "Ohhhhhhh -- you just got dawk-blocked."
by anon1175 April 12, 2009
When a person runs out of ideas for places to visit on the internet - email's been checked, no one's on facebook, etc. This can lead to staring blankly at your computer screens or resulting in visits to sites like chatroulette or 4chan, just to waste time.
Guy 1: ... *staring at computer screen*
Guy 2: Dude, you ok?
Guy 1: Yeah, I just have troller's block.
Guy 2: Oh that sucks. Have you tried lemonparty.com?
Guy 1: No, but I'm desperate, so I'll check it out.
Mindfuck ensues.
Guy 2: Dude, you ok?
Guy 1: Yeah, I just have troller's block.
Guy 2: Oh that sucks. Have you tried lemonparty.com?
Guy 1: No, but I'm desperate, so I'll check it out.
Mindfuck ensues.
by OhGodYourSpelling August 31, 2010
by Vagina McVaginastein May 08, 2005
When you are filling up your cup with the soda nearest to the ice dispenser and someone comes in and inconsideratly bumps your cup as they try to get ice before you are done filling your cup, resulting in you spilling your drink all over your hand.
by DG 35 March 20, 2007
by n-money February 06, 2009