Wife: so Hawaii is where WW2 starts?
Me: yeah.
Wife: ok. After that was the Korean
War then Vietnam?
Me: yep.
Wife: the Vietnam
war was in China?
Me: the Vietnam war was where?!
Wife: the Vietnam war was in Japan?
Me: the Vietnam war was where?!
Wife: the Vietnam war was in....
Me: uh-uhh.....take your time.
Wife: Vietnam.
Me: there it is, by
beautiful idiot.